I am watching Desperate Housewives on a lazy Sunday afternoon, and the current episode is rooted around the topic of “temptation”. According to Mary-Alice’s narration, “the best way to get over one addiction is to replace it with another”. I have always had an obsessive personality (I used to collect everything concerned with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, then dinosaurs, then Power Rangers, then the Spice Girls…) but I seem to have it under control as I’ve grown older and learned to balance my pleasures with other commitments with responsibilities. However, sometimes my temptations or vices play on my mind more than they perhaps should. Being responsible all the time is impossible, and on this lazy Sunday afternoon, I have been internet window-shopping looking for new jeans, a winter coat, jewellery (in Desperate Housewives, I am without doubt the male personification of Gabrielle)… So I thought it would just be interesting to list my current vices so that I know what I am dealing with.
Designer labels.
When I was younger, I didn’t have as much money as I do now, because I was too young to have a job and I used to enjoy saving my money (oh how the times have changed). I always wanted to look good and have nice clothes, but my motto was to buy cheap things that looked expensive / classy. Looking through my wardrobe now, not only do most of those clothes not fit (I have lost a lot of weight since then), but some of these items are a little bit style-less. I never wore garish colours or anything particularly unflattering, but I have grown and learned that the only real way to look classy is to dress with class. That doesn’t always mean having designer clothes, but when it comes to making clothes, designers do know best. So little by little, I’m acquiring a nice little collection of designer jewellery and accessories, as well as a couple of designer tshirts. I’m looking to expand this collection because I’m growing up now and I want a wardrobe which says that I am professional, sophisticated and classy. That is the image I want to portray, because that is what I aspire to be. So little by little, I’m upgrading my fashion game so that as I get my life together, I will have my look together also.
Cigarettes.
I feel a lot guiltier about this than I probably should. I smoke on average probably 4 cigarettes a day, so it’s not a serious vice or anything like that. But being a singer, I know that it could potentially damage my voice (though it hasn’t seemed to yet). I got into smoking during my year abroad in Spain, then I came back home and gave up over the summer, then I started again at Christmas, I stopped again, started again and then once I rejoined the Perfume Shop family of smokers, I kept it going. Since I finished work, I have generally cut down a little bit but a lot of my friends reprimand me for my habit. However, I do enjoy a cigarette – it passes time while I’m waiting for the bus, it gives me something to do on my breaks at work, and it is delicious when I am out drinking or clubbing with my friends. But I think my favourite cigarette is my “midnight cigarette” where I creep out onto the patio once the house is quiet and night has fallen, put my ipod in and listen to music while I smoke. I find myself thoughtfully thinking of all sorts of things, gazing at the moon and stars (unless it’s raining) and just grabbing a bit of piece. So I feel that as long as my consumption doesn’t increase, I’m not looking to give up my little bit of smoking just yet.
Attracting crazy men.
Since university, I have discovered that I possess the talent for attracting people with a multitude of insanities. Whether they be struggling with depression or serious health issues, or they want to know my every move and can’t keep their hands off me, I seem to live in this strange dichotomy between believing that I’ll never find someone for me, and seeking out people who clearly aren’t very compatible with me. I have my head screwed on when it comes to giving other people decent advice, but whether I’m starting up something with a man who could soon emigrate and has a boyfriend who is apparently a little jealous of me, semi-dating a man who one minute doesn’t have the energy to communicate with me let alone meet up in person, and then the next wants to make innuendos at me and know exactly where I’m going and whom I’m seeing, or deciding to block a guy who just won’t leave me alone by text or on msn, and buys me gifts after one meeting, I just seem to know how to pick ’em. Where are the sane ones? Do I attract drama by default? My colleague Louise told me that I need to take a long hard look in the mirror and then go and aim higher and be more confident in myself. Maybe that’s the key, but then I also think that the sooner I can move away to another place with another attitude, atmosphere and fresh crop of potential suitors, the sooner I will find someone more like-minded and suitable. My desired destinations currently include Brazil, Hawaii, Italy, Spain (haven’t narrowed down any cities yet) and Romania. Any other recommended areas?
Starbucks.
Since sixth form, when I gained the luxury of free periods, I have fallen in love with Starbucks. I always meet friends there for coffee, and I spend entirely far too much money there in the process. You know when you spend too much time there because the baristas recognise you, and predict what you are going to order (I always respond to this with “Actually, I want *drink I never usually order*, I fancied a change!” because I find being considered predictable a fault). During my last term of uni, I spent practically every day in there meeting friends in a bid to escape finals revision. It became an expensive habit, and yet I can’t resist it. I have learned to always order skinny drinks (it nearly halves the amount of calories!) and get filter coffee refills on hot drinks, to make my money go farther. But I love the appeal of Starbucks – it has a relaxed, intimate atmosphere where the decor is just dark enough to convey privacy, the drinks are deliciously sweet enough to keep me coming back for more, and it’s a perfect venue for reading a book by myself for a couple of hours, a date with a new man, or (most commonly) a social event with friends where we can share problems, stories and trivialities alike.
Spending money.
A lot of the above categories are an offshoot of this one. Of course, nobody can live without spending money. But I have a genuine talent for it. Jewellery and fragrance with high price tags, coffee which always tastes better when someone else has made it, little packs of cigarettes, rounds of drinks and bus tickets all add up and somehow I make my way through my funds. I am not so bad as I used to be, because I have changed my spending habits somewhat (instead of buying lots of small purchases such as CDs and DVDs often, I now save up for larger things such as clothes, jewellery and accessories) – but I still appreciate the healing powers of retail therapy. Here is a good test: find a catalogue and open it at a random page of clothes. I guarantee you I will automatically be drawn to the most expensive item, even without knowing the prices beforehand. Unfortunately, I don’t really see myself being able to give up this addiction, because prices only seem to go up and my aspirations only seem to go higher and higher. But hopefully I can raise my earning power to keep up with them, because I would rather raise my game than lower my ambitions. Currently, I feel that I have all my temptations under control, so that they give me pleasure without taking over my life – and as long as I keep myself balanced, like everyone, I can afford a little vice. 😉